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Fra : Folmer Rasmussen


Dato : 26-02-07 21:43

Henne i afdelingen for vittigheder så jeg lige denne her. Den er ikke
helt kedelig.

>--

A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the
top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over
to
feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
noticed
her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right
now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the
salesman
greets the lady with, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have
been
there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is
the
price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you're going to
shit
yourself when I tell you the price."

>--

Det er Andersen 2650 der har rettighederne til den, må håbe at han er
overbærende.

--

Venlig hilsen
Folmer

 
 
BJ (26-02-2007)
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Fra : BJ


Dato : 26-02-07 21:46


"Folmer Rasmussen" <folmer@rasmussen.mail.dk> skrev i en meddelelse
news:6ch6u25vnaq2jni292cu94r4hq9hi22r74@4ax.com...

KLIP

> He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you're going to
> shit
> yourself when I tell you the price."

ROFTL .. se det kan jo ske for selv den bedste..

--
Bjørn J.
~~wear sunscreen~~



Mogens... (03-03-2007)
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Fra : Mogens...


Dato : 03-03-07 15:29

"BJ" <mrbearSL@ETpost.tele.dk> skrev i en meddelelse
news:45e34709$0$2098$edfadb0f@dtext02.news.tele.dk...

> ROFTL

He he, den var rt



Mogens... (03-03-2007)
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Fra : Mogens...


Dato : 03-03-07 15:30

"Mogens..." <nyhedsgrupper FJERNES@jubii.dk> skrev i en meddelelse
news:bDfGh.35602$E02.13734@newsb.telia.net...

>> ROFTL

He he, den var ret guur
(skide tastatur)



Andersen [3650] (26-02-2007)
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Fra : Andersen [3650]


Dato : 26-02-07 22:28

"Folmer Rasmussen" <folmer@rasmussen.mail.dk> skrev i en meddelelse
news:6ch6u25vnaq2jni292cu94r4hq9hi22r74@4ax.com...
> Henne i afdelingen for vittigheder så jeg lige denne her. Den er ikke
> helt kedelig.
>>--
>>--
> Det er Andersen 2650 der har rettighederne til den, må håbe at han er
> overbærende.
>
>
Det er helt i orden. Den er jo så god at den tåler at blive
rundsendt på hele usenet
PS. Det er altså 3650 *GGG*




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