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The Original Anti-Theft Device - Lucas Electrics
Back in the 70's, Lucas decided to diversify its product line and began
manufacturing vacuum cleaners.
It was the only product they offered which did not suck
If Lucas made guns, wars would not start either.
How are the staff graded ?
"Management" and "Potentially-redundant"
Did you hear about the Lucas powered torpedo - It sank!
How did Joe Lucas die? He used one of his own pacemakers.
Did you hear the one about the guy that peeked into the Mini and asked the
owner
How can you tell one switch from another at night,as they all look the same
?
He replied, it does not matter which one you use, nothing happens !
Why do the British drink warm beer?
-Lucas make their fridges
Lucas is the patent holder for the short circuit.
Lucas denies having invented the darkness!
But they still claim the "sudden, unexpected darkness
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Keld Rasmussen
Triumph Trident T160
2 er for lidt og 4 er for mange !
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