Robert Eriksen wrote:
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> Og en del flere
http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=chuck 
Hvor er det bare genialt! De her fik mig altså til at skrige af grin:
"Lance Armstrong onces made fun of Chuck Norris. As a result Chuck Norris
challenged Lance to a bikerace using the Tour de France's actual course.
Instead of peddling Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his bike the length of
the course and beat Lance by three days. Lance immediatly protested the
result and Chuck roundhouse kicked him. As a result Lance's hair became part
of Chuck Norris' beard and he lost his testicle. Lance didn't have cancer he
was just a victim of Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks are actually 3 mph faster than the speed of
light. Light could go faster, but it knows who the boss is."
"The myth of Santa Claus was based around the early exploits of Chuck
Norris. He traveled the world delivering roundhouse kicks to all children of
the world while they were asleep in their beds. The part about being bad or
good was added so children could sleep at night, Chuck Norris could care
less about that."
"A Pakistani cleric offered a 1.5 million rupee (USD 25,000) reward and a
car to anyone who kills the cartoonist who drew Prophet Muhammad. After
realizing that the cartoonist was Chuck Norris, he gave the reward to Chuck
and converted to the Church of Chuck Norris."
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