"Tommy Larsen scubagear.dk>" <tommy@<nospam> skrev i en meddelelse
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> Sur mås!!
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> Tommy
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Minder mig om denne vittighed:
A PADI instructor, a DIR-F instructor and a Navy seal Instructor were all on
the same boat with their respective classes, and proceeded to eye eachother
suspiciously, gear up and then enter the water for a dive.
upon surfacing from the dive, the discovered that their boat had sunk.
The navy seal instructor screamed a series of expletives, then said "ok
boys, this is what we have been training for, I want you to toss away all
floatation devices, keep your weight belts on and we are going to swim back
to base, it is only 20 nautical miles."
The DIR-F instructor refrained from the string of expletives that he wanted
to scream and said in a calm reassuring but authoritative voice "ok boys,
this is what we have been training for, I want you to take out your Halcyion
rescue rafts, tie your long hoses together, and we will wait right here to
be rescued.
The PADI instructor laughed, and smiling broadly said "ok boys and girls,
this is what we have been training for, you all owe me an extra fifty bucks
for a wreck dive"
mvh,
Thomas