Mangler bandet paa en sang som jeg har teksten paa
"If you receive an e-mail with a subject of "Badtimes", delete it
immediately WITHOUT reading it.
This is the most dangerous Email virus yet. It will re-write your hard
drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close
to your computer.
It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice
cream goes melty.
It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, screw up the
tracking on your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's
you try to play.
It will give your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend your new phone number. It will
mix Kool-aid into your fishtank. It will drink all your beer and leave its
socks out on the coffee table when there's company coming over. It will
put a dead kitten in the back pocket of your good suit pants and hide your
car keys when you are late for work.
Badtimes will make you fall in love with a penguin. It will give you
nightmares about circus midgets. It will pour sugar in your gas tank and
shave off both your eyebrows while dating your current
boyfriend/girlfriend behind your back and billing the dinner and hotel
room to your Visa card.
It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she is dead, such
is the power of Badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those
things we hold most dear.
Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up
and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.
It will make a batch of Methamphetamine in your bathtub and then leave
bacon cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase grade-schoolers with
your new snowblower.
It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to
passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly
change the interpretations of key sentences.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and
pillows, but it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. It will
replace all your luncheon meat with Spam.
It will molecularly rearrange your cologne or perfume, causing it to smell
like dill pickles.
It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can't find it. It
will kick your dog. It will leave libidinous messages on your boss's
voicemail in your voice! It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and
terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.
These are just a few signs of infection... Just be very careful!"
Kan ikke finde noget paa google, saa jeg haaber lidt der er nogen af jer
der kender navnet paa bandet/sangen.
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/Henrik Kirk webmaster 1900mtb.dk
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