Dear Tech Support:
>
> Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that
> the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
> space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into
> all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications
> such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0,Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing
> 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to
> keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite
> applications.
>
> I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but the uninstall doesn't
> work on Wife 1.0.
>
> PLEASE HELP!
> Thanks, A Troubled User
>
>
> Dear Troubled User:
>
> This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade
> from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that it is just a Utilities and
> Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by
> its creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0
> and return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall or purge the
> program file from the system once installed.
>
> You can not go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
> allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under "Warning - Alimony/Child
> Support."
>
> I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate
> software conflicts. The best course of action is to enter the command
> C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE
command
> before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great
> program, but tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 usually comes
with
> several support programs such as Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2,
> however be VERY CAREFUL how you use these programs.
>
> Improper use will cause the system to launch NAG 9.5. Once this happens,
the
> only way to improve performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
> software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and if the problem is especially
> troublesome, Diamonds 5.0!
>
> WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short
> Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
> irreversible damage to your operating system and possibly hardware.
>
> Best of Luck, Tech Support
>
Ferik
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