LOOOOOOOOL !!!
Det var sgu' dagens højdepunkt, undskyld sør'me dagens højdepunkt!
/Susanne
"Sofie Iversen" <lindberg_dkKATTE@BAKKEhotmail.com> skrev i en meddelelse
news:3ea00f91bb151@dk-fritid-dyr-kat.dk...
> Fifteen Ways to Give your Cat a Pill--
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> First-- Wrap the pill in bacon.
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> 1.. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm, as if
> holding a baby. Position right fore finger and thumb on either side of
> cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks, while holding pill in
> right hand. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
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> 2.. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in
> left arm and repeat process.
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> 3.. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
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> 4.. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear
> paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of
> mouth with right fore finger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
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> 5.. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call
> spouse from garden.
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> 6.. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and
> rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head
> firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill
> down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
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> 7.. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap.
> Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep
> shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing
> later.
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> 8.. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just
> visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force
> mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
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> 9.. Check label to make sure pill is not harmful to humans, drink one
> beer to take taste away. Apply bandage to spouse's forearm and remove
> blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
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> 10.. Retrieve cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Open another
> beer. Place cat in cupboard and close door into neck to leave head
> showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat
> with elastic band.
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> 11.. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges.
> Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold
> compress to cheek and check records of last tetanus jab. Toss back
> another shot. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
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> 12.. Ring fire department to retrieve cat from tree across road.
> Apologize to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid
> cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.
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> 13.. Tie the little bugger's front paws to rear paws with garden twine
> and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves
> from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak.
> Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour one litre of water down
> throat to wash pill down.
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> 14.. Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to emergency
> room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes
> pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order
> new table.
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> 15.. Arrange for SPCA to collect mutant cat from hell and ring local pet
> shop to see if they have any hamsters.
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> HOW TO GIVE A DOG A PILL !!!
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> 1.. Wrap it in bacon...............
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