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Hey guys!

Remember the commercial that says "Dude -- your getting a Dell!"?

Read your license agreements when you use Microsoft Products. You can
sue all you want. Of course when the judge gets to the part where
"you agree to use this product with no warranty as to the usefullness
of this product" (or however they phrase it), they will of course
dismiss it.

Microsoft would have went out of business a long time ago if it were
not for that little legally binding agreement you agree to when you
use their products. Of course it speaks volumes about a company that
built their reputation on products that work, Microsoft has earned
their reputation by working hard.

Of course we won't talk about the guy saying "Dude -- you're getting a
Nuke!".

Burn some more American flags, it gives people you hate jobs.