Dear Tech Support:
 >
 > Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that
 > the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
 > space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into
 > all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
 Applications
 > such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0,Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing
 > 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to
 > keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite
 > applications.
 >
 > I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but the uninstall doesn't
 > work on Wife 1.0.
 >
 > PLEASE HELP!
 > Thanks, A Troubled User
 >
 >
 >  Dear Troubled User:
 >
 > This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade
 > from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that it is just a Utilities and
 > Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by
 > its creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0
 > and return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall or purge the
 > program file from the system once installed.
 >
 > You can not go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
 > allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under "Warning - Alimony/Child
 > Support."
 >
 > I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate
 > software conflicts. The best course of action is to enter the command
 > C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE
 command
 > before the system will return to normal anyway.  Wife 1.0 is a great
 > program, but tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 usually comes
 with
 > several support programs such as Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2,
 > however be VERY CAREFUL how you use these programs.
 >
 > Improper use will cause the system to launch NAG 9.5. Once this happens,
 the
 > only way to improve performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
 > software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and if the problem is especially
 > troublesome, Diamonds 5.0!
 >
 > WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short
 > Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
 > irreversible damage to your operating system and possibly hardware.
 >
 > Best of Luck, Tech Support
 >
   Ferik
  
                    
                    
                    
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