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| En flue i kaffen.. Fra : /john |
Dato : 31-10-11 04:12 |
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Lidt til grineren.
What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?
The Englishman throws away the cup of coffee and walks away.
The American takes out the fly and drinks the coffee.
The Chinese eats the fly and throws away the coffee.
The Japanese drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra.
The Israeli sells the coffee to the American, the fly to the Chinese, and
buys himself a new cup of coffee.
- Åh ja - de sk.. israelere, ikke? - altid parate til at ta' r.. på folk.
Her kommer den overraskende og belærende slutning:
The Palestinian blames the Israeli for the violent act of putting the fly in
his coffee, asks the UN for aid, takes a loan from the European Union to buy
a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up
the coffee house where the Englishman, the American, the Chinese, the
Japanese are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he was too
aggressive.
/john
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Claus E. Petersen (31-10-2011)
| Kommentar Fra : Claus E. Petersen |
Dato : 31-10-11 04:28 |
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Den 31-10-2011 04:11, /john skrev:
> Lidt til grineren.
>
> What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?
>
> The Englishman throws away the cup of coffee and walks away.
>
> The American takes out the fly and drinks the coffee.
>
> The Chinese eats the fly and throws away the coffee.
>
> The Japanese drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra.
>
> The Israeli sells the coffee to the American, the fly to the Chinese,
> and buys himself a new cup of coffee.
>
> - Åh ja - de sk.. israelere, ikke? - altid parate til at ta' r.. på folk.
>
> Her kommer den overraskende og belærende slutning:
>
> The Palestinian blames the Israeli for the violent act of putting the
> fly in his coffee, asks the UN for aid, takes a loan from the European
> Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives
> and then blows up the coffee house where the Englishman, the American,
> the Chinese, the Japanese are all trying to explain to the Israeli that
> he was too aggressive.
>
> /john
Jeg havde sgu nok også ignoreret fluen og smagt på kaffen :)
- cep
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