Ok, nu er det jo ikke helt sikkert at følgende email korrespondance er ægte,
men sjov, det er den sgu
The following is an exchange of emails between J.Lo's publicist Lucy LeSueur
and the head
of publicity at Warner Bros (with whom she recently completed the movie
Angel Eyes).
It follows a faxed request from Lucy to change JL's billing from "Jennifer
Lopez" to
"J.Lo." Read from top-down.
> >From: Martha Hudson ( martha.hudson@warnerbros.com
> >mailto:martha.hudson@warnerbros.com)
> > To: Lucille LeSueur (lucy@rogerscowan.com
> > mailto:lucy@rogerscowan.com)
> > Sent: Friday, May 4, 2001, 2:08 p.m.
> > Subject: RE: "Angel Eyes" tweaks
> >
> > Yes, we got your fax...I thought Alan said Jennifer
> > wanted to
> > do anything to promote this movie.
> >
> > Martha Hudson
> > Publicity Manager
> > Warner Bros. Pictures, International
> > 4000 Warner Boulevard
> > Burbank, CA 91522-0001
> >
> > *******
> >
> > From: Lucille LeSueur (lucy@rogerscowan.com
> > mailto:lucy@rogerscowan.com)
> > To: Martha Hudson (martha.hudson@warnerbros.com
> > mailto:martha.hudson@warnerbros.com)
> > Sent: Friday, May 4, 2001, 2:22 p.m.
> > Subject: RE: "Angel Eyes" tweaks
> >
> > Of course, she wants to do *anything*. (Thought you
> > said
> > you got the fax.)
> > She merely wants you to meet her halfway.
> >
> > *******
> >
> > From: Martha Hudson (martha.hudson@warnerbros.com
> > mailto:martha.hudson@warnerbros.com)
> > To: Lucille LeSueur (lucy@rogerscowan.com
> > mailto:lucy@rogerscowan.com)
> > Sent: Friday, May 4, 2001, 2:30 p.m.
> > Subject: RE: "Angel Eyes" tweaks
> >
> > Lucy, how can I put this? (I suppose I should phone,
> > but I'm too upset):
> >
> > According to this fax, you're asking us to pull all
> > the one-sheets,
> > posters
> > and prints of the movie in order to bill Jennifer as
> > "J.Lo" instead of
> > her
> > fucking God-given name. This is *not* going halfway-
> > unless she intends
> > to
> > pay for the millions out of her own pocket. We are
> > talking here about
> > a
> > movie that opens in two weeks!! The junket is
> > tomorrow!! Are you guys
> > smoking crack over there with Robert Downey? The
> > bottom line (and I've
> > got
> > backup on this): She signed onto this project as
> > "Jennifer Lopez."
> > She-so help me-is going to be billed as "Jennifer
> > Lopez." We can't help
> > it
> > if she's decided to get a diva transplant.
> > *******
> >
> > From: Lucille LeSueur (lucy@rogerscowan.com
> > mailto:lucy@rogerscowan.com
> > To: Martha Hudson (martha.hudson@warnerbros.com
> > mailto:martha.hudson@warnerbros.com)
> > Sent: Friday, May 4, 2001, 3:22 p.m.
> > Subject: RE: "Angel Eyes" tweaks
> >
> > Okay, I'm going to do you a big favor, Martha. I'm
> > not going to repeat
> > what
> > you just said to J.Lo. But only because I don't
> > want to see her go to
> > jail FOR RIPPING OUT YOUR ORGANS WITH HER BARE
> > HANDS! I simply can't
> > believe the lack of respect here. Maybe you can play
> > these games with
> > "James" Caviezel (or is it "Jim"? ... Gee, I guess
> > he can't make up his
> > mind, either.) But J.Lo, clearly, is no
> > "James"/"Jim" Caviezel. She is
> > the
> > world's preeminent female celebrity. She has more
> > talent in her ass
> > than
> > most people have in their tiny finger. J.Lo is not
> > just an actress.
> > She is
> > not just a singer. She is not just a celebrity.
> > She is a movement.
> > (Why do
> > I even have to say this?) She feels
> > extra-determined that "Jennifer
> > Lopez"
> > isn't where her movement is at these days. She is
> > "J.Lo."
> >
> > *******
> >
> > From: Martha Hudson (martha.hudson@warnerbros.com
> > mailto:martha.hudson@warnerbros.com)
> > To: Lucille LeSueur(lucy@rogerscowan.com
> > mailto:lucy@rogerscowan.com)
> > Sent: Friday, May 4, 2001, 3:35 p.m.
> > Subject: RE: "Angel Eyes"
> > tweaks
> > critic guy on the Internet. He calls Jennifer
> > "J.Lo's Magical Butt."
> > That
> > enough of a "movement" for you? P.S.: I'd like to
> > see "J.Lo" try to rip
> > out
> > my organs. I hear my liver would grow back anyway.
> > Which is more than I
> > can
> > say for her movie career after this Piece Of Shit
> > opens.
> >
> > *******
> > From: Lucille LeSueur (lucy@rogerscowan.com
> > mailto:lucy@rogerscowan.com
> > To: Martha Hudson
> > (martha.hudson@warnerbros.com
> > > Sent: Friday, May 4, 2001, 5:05 p.m.
> > Subject: J.Lo ill
> > Miss Hudson: This note is to
> > inform you that J.Lo has
> > taken ill and will be unable to attend Saturday's
> > press junket at the
> > Four
> > Seasons in Beverly Hills. She respectfully sends her
> > regrets.