"Elsebeth Frederiksen" <sleepflower@secret.dk> skrev i en
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> DAILY THOUGHTS FROM DOGS AND CATS
>
> From a Dog's Diary:
>
> 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
>
> 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
>
> 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
>
> 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
>
> 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
>
> 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
>
> 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
>
> 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
>
> 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
>
> 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
>
> 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
>
> 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
>
> 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
>
> The Cat's Diary - Same Day
>
> Day 683 of my captivity:
>
> My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling
> objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other
> inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although
> I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I
> nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
>
> The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an
> attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor.
>
> Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at
> their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts,
> since it clearly demonstrates of what I am capable. However, they
> merely made condescending comments about what a "good little
> hunter" I am. The audacity!
> There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I
> was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.
> However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard
> that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must
> learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
>
> Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of
> my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I
> must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
>
> I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and
> snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly
> released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is
> obviously retarded!
> The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicating with
> the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move.
> My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an
> elevated cell, so he is safe ... for now.
>
> Author Unknown
LOL Ja, hunde er nemme at gøre tilfredse.
Gad vide hvad Mini egentlig "tænker" om os. Hun får også mest
tørfoder (dog uden hash), og sejfilet ca. 3 gange om ugen. Hun
bliver kælet og nusset i alle ender og kanter, og får lov til næsten
alt. Hun virker i hvert fald meget tilfreds, men hvem ved?..........
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Venlig hilsen Tove
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