In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should
have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. ~Dereke
Bruce
If cats could talk, they wouldn't. ~Nan Porter
There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
~Albert Schweitzer
A catless writer is almost inconceivable. It's a perverse taste, really,
since it would be easier to write with a herd of buffalo in the room than
even one cat; they make nests in the notes and bite the end of the pen and
walk on the typewriter keys. ~Barbara Holland
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but
the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. ~Mark
Twain
Note: Han har vist aldrig mødt en snakkesalig siameser!
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many
ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. ~Joseph Wood
Krutch
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to
admitting it. ~Doug Larson
There is something about the presence of a cat... that seems to take the
bite out of being alone. ~Louis J. Camuti
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. ~Ellen Perry Berkeley
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face
whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. ~Paula Poundstone
Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the
morning. He won't attack the mailman or eat the drapes, although he may
climb the drapes to see how the room looks from the ceiling. ~Helen Powers
When I play with my cat, who knows if I am not a pastime to her more than
she is to me? ~Michel de Montaigne, Essays, 1580
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's
not. Mine had me trained in two days. ~Bill Dana
If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor, a cat will find it and
soak it up. ~Jean Asper McIntosh
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of
masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch. ~Leo Dworken
A dog, I have always said, is prose; a cat is a poem. ~Jean Burden
The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still
manages to find a living in the city. ~Carl van Vechten
A cat improves the garden wall in sunshine, and the hearth in foul weather.
~Judith Merkle Riley
I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat. ~Edgar Allan Poe
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you
later. ~Mary Bly
My cat speaks sign language with her tail. ~Robert A. Stern
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have
many other fine qualities as well. ~Missy Dizick
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
~Terry Pratchett
Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety valve device for
dealing with happiness overflow. ~Monica Edwards
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. ~Author Unknown
Kittens can happen to anyone. ~Paul Gallico
The cat is the animal to whom the Creator gave the biggest eye, the softest
fur, the most supremely delicate nostrils, a mobile ear, an unrivaled paw
and a curved claw borrowed from the rose-tree. ~Colette
Prowling his own quiet backyard or asleep by the fire, he is still only a
whisker away from the wilds. ~Jean Burden
I don't think it is so much the actual bath that most cats dislike; I think
it's the fact that they have to spend a good part of the day putting their
hair back in place. ~Debbie Peterson
To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction - and
a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by. ~Stephen Baker
Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself.
A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any
direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you
jump on it. ~Stephen Baker
No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of
kittens. ~Abraham Lincoln
Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so
aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use.
~Mark Twain
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. ~Hazel Nicholson
Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. ~Colette
Who among us hasn't envied a cat's ability to ignore the cares of daily life
and to relax completely? ~Karen Brademeyer
A kitten is so flexible that she is almost double; the hind parts are
equivalent to another kitten with which the forepart plays. She does not
discover that her tail belongs to her until you tread on it. ~Henry David
Thoreau
If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat
does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. ~Alfred North
Whitehead
It's really the cat's house - we just pay the mortgage. ~Author Unknown
Some people own cats and go on to lead normal lives. ~Author Unknown
If I called her she would pretend not to hear, but would come a few moments
later when it could appear that she had thought of doing so first. ~Arthur
Weigall
The cat is above all things, a dramatist. ~Margaret Benson
A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket
handkerchief if it wants to. ~Louis J. Camuti
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through
snow. ~Jeff Valdez
If only cats grew into kittens. ~R. Stern
If there were to be a universal sound depicting peace, I would surely vote
for the purr. ~Barbara L. Diamond
It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more
kittens. ~Cynthia E. Varnado
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