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I fredags på vej til arbejde omkring klokken 7.30 hørte jeg en sang, som
blev talt. En kvinde gav en masse oplysninger omkring alt muligt, som
man egentlig ikke rigtig kunne bruge til noget, men som er morsomme. I
baggrunden kørte der noget musik.
To fraser jeg kan huske er:

"Did you know that the burgler alarm was invented by a Danish guy?
Unfurtunately it got stolen" (Her var jeg lige ved at køre i grøften af
grin)

Og

"Guiness Book of Records has the record in books stolen from public
libraries"

Jeg kan ikke huske andet end det ovenstående, desværre.

Fly

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In space nobody will hear your cream

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Fly Christensen wrote:
> I fredags på vej til arbejde omkring klokken 7.30 hørte jeg en sang,
> som blev talt. En kvinde gav en masse oplysninger omkring alt muligt,
> som man egentlig ikke rigtig kunne bruge til noget, men som er
> morsomme. I baggrunden kørte der noget musik.
> To fraser jeg kan huske er:
>
> "Did you know that the burgler alarm was invented by a Danish guy?
> Unfurtunately it got stolen" (Her var jeg lige ved at køre i grøften
> af grin)
>
> Og
>
> "Guiness Book of Records has the record in books stolen from public
> libraries"
>
> Jeg kan ikke huske andet end det ovenstående, desværre.
>

Lazyboy - "Facts Of Life" måske ?

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Mvh
Per
www.perbeer.ninja.dk
masser af F1 video's samt meget andet motorsport

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Fly Christensen wrote:
> I fredags på vej til arbejde omkring klokken 7.30 hørte jeg en sang,
> som blev talt. En kvinde gav en masse oplysninger omkring alt muligt,
> som man egentlig ikke rigtig kunne bruge til noget, men som er
> morsomme. I baggrunden kørte der noget musik.

Det er vist Lazyboy (Søren fra Aqua) med sangen facts of life.

--
Anders

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BINGO!

Det var den!

Takker!

Fly

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In space nobody will hear your cream

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"Fly Christensen" <x_nospam_x@gmx.net> wrote in message
news:1didn0t97m8jqrjcq15mooj6ikpj2srqh5@4ax.com...
> BINGO!
>
> Det var den!
>
> Takker!
>
> Fly
>
> --
> In space nobody will hear your cream

Så vent til du høre underwear goes inside the pants.

Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?
It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt.
Do you know what's not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural.
But we got pills for that.
We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,
but we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?

You know we have more prescription drugs now.
Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.
I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious
diseases.
Like: "Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?"
Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it.
Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is.
people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.
I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?
That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.

The schools now. It is all about self-esteem in the schools now.
Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves.
If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our
strip clubs?
What's going to happen to our porno industry?
These women don't just grown on trees.
It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow
a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.
And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my
new high speed connection?

Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time.
You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the
middle east.
Terrorists masterminds.
Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don't you
think?
They're not masterminds.
"OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus
and you blow yourself up. Alright?"
"Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can't I just."
"Who's the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?"

Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it
one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
"How'd you get through it grandpa?"
"Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops
everywhere."

Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.
I'll sit at a drive thru.
I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the
eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.
Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want
to go large.
You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There's
room in the back. Take it!
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents.

Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself
to succeed in later life.
Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there'd be
a Microsoft?
Of course not.
You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved
up your ass before you start to think,
"You'll see. I'm going to take of the world of computers! I'll show them."

We're in one of the richest countries in the world,
but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.
There are homeless people everywhere.
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.
I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on
drugs or alcohol.
And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on.
Why am I judging this poor bastard.
People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they're just
going to waste it.
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a
wall unit?
Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless.
I walked behind this guy the other day.
A homeless guy asked him for money.
He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don't you go get a job you
bum.
People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.
This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.
Outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date.
I'm predicting some problems during the interview process.
I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a "underwear goes inside the pants"
policy.
Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I'm sure it is on
the books.
Highlander-- A ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is not
yours.

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> "Fly Christensen" <x_nospam_x@gmx.net> wrote in message
> news:1didn0t97m8jqrjcq15mooj6ikpj2srqh5@4ax.com...
>> BINGO!
>>
>> Det var den!
>>
>> Takker!
>>
>> Fly
>>
>> --
>> In space nobody will hear your cream
>
> Så vent til du høre underwear goes inside the pants.

Jeg hørte den i radion i morges. Ganske underholdende og godt nummer.
Muligvis man skulle give hele albummet en chance?
Er der nogen, der kan anbefale eller fraråde det?

Michael


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Michael Nielsen wrote:

> Jeg hørte den i radion i morges. Ganske underholdende og godt nummer.
> Muligvis man skulle give hele albummet en chance?
> Er der nogen, der kan anbefale eller fraråde det?

Jeg har ikke hørt hele pladen, men her kan du få smagsprøver fra alle
numrene:

http://www.cdskiven.dk/default.asp?view=album&albumid=125195

Mvh
Steen