"Ann K" skrev d. 19-07-04 09:24 dette indlæg :
> Har fundet denne her i et andet forum... men synes da nok at man kan
have
> brug for et lille grin her i regnvejret
>
> Ann
>
>
> How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb ?
>
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Den var sød. Den rammer meget fint de enkelte racers væsen.
> GOLDEN RETRIEVER:
> The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead
of us,
> and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
>
> BORDER COLLIE:
> Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
>
> DACHSHUND:
> You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
>
> ROTTWEILER:
> Make me.
>
> LAB:
> Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh?
Huh?
> Huh? Can I?
>
> TIBETAN TERRIER:
> Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy!
>
> JACK RUSSELL TERRIER:
> I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
>
> POODLE:
> I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time
he
> finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
>
> COCKER SPANIEL:
> Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
>
> DOBERMAN:
> While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
>
> BOXER:
> Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...
>
> CHIHUAHUA:
> Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
>
> IRISH WOLFHOUND:
> Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover...
>
> POINTER:
> I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...
>
> GREYHOUND:
> It isn't moving. Who cares?
>
> AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD:
> First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..
>
> OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG:
> Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
>
> HOUND DOG:
>
.z.z.z..z..z..z...z
>
> CATS:
> Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the
question
> is: How long will it be before I can expect light?
>
> ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS
HAVE
> STAFF...
>
>
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