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by Scott Butler and J.D. Frazer, updated 4-25-89

1. Munchkin - "Having slain the hordes of Azoth single-handedly, without
even unsheathing the Sword of Universal Destruction, your half grey
elven/half gold dragon 50th-level paladin/MU/Cleric/Monk/Bard gazes down
upon the pitiful Cthulhu who grovels at his feet..."

2. Monty Haul (variation on the Munchkin, but characters tend to be lower
level) - "You are each granted one wish." "I wish to have the hand and eye
of Vecna." "I wish to have the flask of Teurny the Merciless." "I wish to
have..." "Poof, they appear in front of you. Now what do you do?" (This
actually happened, years ago, when we first started playing.)

3. Whining Munchkin - "But, but, you guys CAN'T do that! It's my only
dungeon! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail!"

4. Killer Munchkin - "You guys are dead."

5. Killer - "As you pull aside the tapestry, a green slime jumps upon you
from behind it, killing you... nope, no `to hit' or saving throw allowed, it
says so right here."

6. Executioner - "A hidden blade slides down the doorway, mincing the two
fighters and the cleric. The thief gets nine crossbow bolts in his back, and
the magic user is hit by an intense beam of light, burning a hole through
his head."

7. Troublemaker - singles out one player and continually hands him/her notes
which read "Don't let anyone know there is nothing on this note."

8. Cheater - "I don't care if you hit on an 18 LAST time, THIS time you
missed, and I don't want to hear another thing about it."

8. Die Modifier - "Yeah, yeah, so you rolled a 20. You missed. Secret
modifiers, you know."

10. Enforcer - "A blue bolt from heaven strikes Harold the Whiner, reducing
him to one hit point. Anybody else got a problem with this campaign?"

11. Novice - "You rolled a 2 on your `to hit' roll. Did you want high or
low?"

12. Verbose - "The door is solid oak, bound with 4 iron bands of roughly
equal width, spaced equidistant along its width, and the wood is polished
smooth, stained a dark brown, except for a small patch near the bottom which
is blacker. The hinges are not visible from this side, but you notice the
exquisite design of the lock, the faceplate of which is a starburst design,
edged in gold or maybe polished copper or brass, it's kind of hard to tell
with the torchlight, but the knocker is definitely cast iron and you see..."
(sounds of snoring from party members)

13. Poker Face - "The slave you rescued courteously accepts your offer to
accompany you and thanks you for your trust in her..."

14. No Poker Face - "The slave you rescued, hee hee, courteously accepts
your offer, snort, to accompany you and thanks you for your trust in her,
hah hah... boy are you gonna get it now... giggle..."

15. Timid - "The orc hits you for 4 points of damage, if that's OK with you,
Steve. Really, you've got 17 hit points left and he has only 2, so you'll be
okay, OK?"

16. DePalma school of blood and gore - "Your magic drill cleaves the demon's
skull in twain and it literally explodes, spattering everyone with blood and
brains. An unsightly green ichor drips from your face as you watch the
smoldering corpse churn before you like a baby in a blender and finally
settle into a puddle of vomit and excrement..."

17. Gibson school of writing graduate - "The view in the crystal ball was
the color of television, tuned to a dead channel."

18. Vengeful - "You won't go out with me Saturday? Okay, all of the
were-rats attack Christine."

19. AD&D'er - "The 100 peasants beat at your fighter ineffectually with
their sticks and pitchforks until you have slain them all. A heroic effort
on your part."

20. Anti-AD&D'er - "The 100 peasants overbear your fighter with their great
numbers and, unable to move under the weight of their hordes, you squirm
helplessly as they pry open your field plate and skewer you like a lobster.
You die an ignoble death."

21. Stickler For Detail - "Taking into account atmospheric conditions, the
acceleration due to gravity, the low drag coefficient of your greased plate
mail, your high dexterity, the gold in your backpack, your associated credit
rating, the eggs you had for breakfast... and the average number of chickens
who would remain inside the coop on a warm day, you have to roll 13 or
better to survive the fall..."

22. No Originality - "It's a quest, see, you're trying to take this ring to
Mordor, to drop it into a volcano to destroy it. No, no, honest, I thought
of this campaign myself..."

23. Leading and Overbearing - "You pump the bartender for information and he
tells you about a red dragon's lair to the west." "Too risky. We go to hear
rumors somewhere else." "A man offers to hire you to clean out a red
dragon's lair for him." "We say `no, thank you' and leave for the next
village." "On the way to the village you stumble onto a red dragon's
lair..."

24. Schmuck - "Oh. Can someone really do that? Okay, I'll let you have a 50%
chance. Oh. Okay, 75% then."

25. Ghoul - "That's the 17th character you rolled tonight?
Mouahahahahahahahahahah!"

26. Absolute Monarch - "The huge Red Dragon CAN fit through the little hole,
'cause I SAID SO!"

27. Unimaginative - "You walk into the bar and see thirty mercenaries all
wearing scalemail and carrying longswords. They all sit at separate tables."

28. Design Zealot - "I just need another 15 minutes. I only have 3 more
levels to populate."

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29. Ought to be a player instead. "This is a really dangerous quest, so
accompanying you is a NPC Fighter/Cleric/Mage. He says "Hello. I am Blade
Darkchylde." He only wears black! He has a katana! Blah blah blah...


Much later: ". And then Blade Darkchylde beheads the dragon in one swing,
saving the princess and the kingdom!". Players: "You don't say?"


Hilsen Mads

"christian" <nuclear75@hotmail.com> skrev i en meddelelse
news:3fb01956$0$29303$edfadb0f@dread15.news.tele.dk...
> Jeg fandt denne på et web-board, og synes den var god.
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> by Scott Butler and J.D. Frazer, updated 4-25-89
>
> 1. Munchkin - "Having slain the hordes of Azoth single-handedly, without
> even unsheathing the Sword of Universal Destruction, your half grey
> elven/half gold dragon 50th-level paladin/MU/Cleric/Monk/Bard gazes down
> upon the pitiful Cthulhu who grovels at his feet..."
>
> 2. Monty Haul (variation on the Munchkin, but characters tend to be lower
> level) - "You are each granted one wish." "I wish to have the hand and eye
> of Vecna." "I wish to have the flask of Teurny the Merciless." "I wish to
> have..." "Poof, they appear in front of you. Now what do you do?" (This
> actually happened, years ago, when we first started playing.)
>
> 3. Whining Munchkin - "But, but, you guys CAN'T do that! It's my only
> dungeon! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail!"
>
> 4. Killer Munchkin - "You guys are dead."
>
> 5. Killer - "As you pull aside the tapestry, a green slime jumps upon you
> from behind it, killing you... nope, no `to hit' or saving throw allowed,
it
> says so right here."
>
> 6. Executioner - "A hidden blade slides down the doorway, mincing the two
> fighters and the cleric. The thief gets nine crossbow bolts in his back,
and
> the magic user is hit by an intense beam of light, burning a hole through
> his head."
>
> 7. Troublemaker - singles out one player and continually hands him/her
notes
> which read "Don't let anyone know there is nothing on this note."
>
> 8. Cheater - "I don't care if you hit on an 18 LAST time, THIS time you
> missed, and I don't want to hear another thing about it."
>
> 8. Die Modifier - "Yeah, yeah, so you rolled a 20. You missed. Secret
> modifiers, you know."
>
> 10. Enforcer - "A blue bolt from heaven strikes Harold the Whiner,
reducing
> him to one hit point. Anybody else got a problem with this campaign?"
>
> 11. Novice - "You rolled a 2 on your `to hit' roll. Did you want high or
> low?"
>
> 12. Verbose - "The door is solid oak, bound with 4 iron bands of roughly
> equal width, spaced equidistant along its width, and the wood is polished
> smooth, stained a dark brown, except for a small patch near the bottom
which
> is blacker. The hinges are not visible from this side, but you notice the
> exquisite design of the lock, the faceplate of which is a starburst
design,
> edged in gold or maybe polished copper or brass, it's kind of hard to tell
> with the torchlight, but the knocker is definitely cast iron and you
see..."
> (sounds of snoring from party members)
>
> 13. Poker Face - "The slave you rescued courteously accepts your offer to
> accompany you and thanks you for your trust in her..."
>
> 14. No Poker Face - "The slave you rescued, hee hee, courteously accepts
> your offer, snort, to accompany you and thanks you for your trust in her,
> hah hah... boy are you gonna get it now... giggle..."
>
> 15. Timid - "The orc hits you for 4 points of damage, if that's OK with
you,
> Steve. Really, you've got 17 hit points left and he has only 2, so you'll
be
> okay, OK?"
>
> 16. DePalma school of blood and gore - "Your magic drill cleaves the
demon's
> skull in twain and it literally explodes, spattering everyone with blood
and
> brains. An unsightly green ichor drips from your face as you watch the
> smoldering corpse churn before you like a baby in a blender and finally
> settle into a puddle of vomit and excrement..."
>
> 17. Gibson school of writing graduate - "The view in the crystal ball was
> the color of television, tuned to a dead channel."
>
> 18. Vengeful - "You won't go out with me Saturday? Okay, all of the
> were-rats attack Christine."
>
> 19. AD&D'er - "The 100 peasants beat at your fighter ineffectually with
> their sticks and pitchforks until you have slain them all. A heroic effort
> on your part."
>
> 20. Anti-AD&D'er - "The 100 peasants overbear your fighter with their
great
> numbers and, unable to move under the weight of their hordes, you squirm
> helplessly as they pry open your field plate and skewer you like a
lobster.
> You die an ignoble death."
>
> 21. Stickler For Detail - "Taking into account atmospheric conditions, the
> acceleration due to gravity, the low drag coefficient of your greased
plate
> mail, your high dexterity, the gold in your backpack, your associated
credit
> rating, the eggs you had for breakfast... and the average number of
chickens
> who would remain inside the coop on a warm day, you have to roll 13 or
> better to survive the fall..."
>
> 22. No Originality - "It's a quest, see, you're trying to take this ring
to
> Mordor, to drop it into a volcano to destroy it. No, no, honest, I thought
> of this campaign myself..."
>
> 23. Leading and Overbearing - "You pump the bartender for information and
he
> tells you about a red dragon's lair to the west." "Too risky. We go to
hear
> rumors somewhere else." "A man offers to hire you to clean out a red
> dragon's lair for him." "We say `no, thank you' and leave for the next
> village." "On the way to the village you stumble onto a red dragon's
> lair..."
>
> 24. Schmuck - "Oh. Can someone really do that? Okay, I'll let you have a
50%
> chance. Oh. Okay, 75% then."
>
> 25. Ghoul - "That's the 17th character you rolled tonight?
> Mouahahahahahahahahahah!"
>
> 26. Absolute Monarch - "The huge Red Dragon CAN fit through the little
hole,
> 'cause I SAID SO!"
>
> 27. Unimaginative - "You walk into the bar and see thirty mercenaries all
> wearing scalemail and carrying longswords. They all sit at separate
tables."
>
> 28. Design Zealot - "I just need another 15 minutes. I only have 3 more
> levels to populate."
>
>

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