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The difference between cats and dogs...
Fra : Louise Hansen


Dato : 05-08-03 10:54

Jeg fandt lige den her og synes, jeg ville dele - er den ikke sød?

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY

Day number 180

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm -OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling
objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry
cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape. That,
and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of
furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their
feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top
of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile
oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite
chair...must try this on their bed.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in
attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike
fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a
good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good
reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included
a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent
such a liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck
between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was
placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise
and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer" More
importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of
"allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and they may be
snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to
return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got
to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he
reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room,
his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time...




Med venlig hilsen
Louise Hansen
- Tøm kattebakken ved privat svar


Postet fra http://www.dk-fritid-dyr-kat.dk


 
 
Michael Nielsen (05-08-2003)
Kommentar
Fra : Michael Nielsen


Dato : 05-08-03 13:52

Havde lige en diskution med min kæreste om hunde og katte og den her tekst
fortæller vist alt. Har du snakket med dyrlægen?

Knus Linda

"Louise Hansen" <lady_of_atlantisKATTE@BAKKEyahoo.com> skrev i en meddelelse
news:3f2f7e9d893e7@dk-fritid-dyr-kat.dk...
> Jeg fandt lige den her og synes, jeg ville dele - er den ikke sød?
>
> EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY
>
> Day number 180
>
> 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
> 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
> 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
> 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
> 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
> 12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
> 1:00 pm -OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
> 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
> 5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
> 5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
>
> EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY
>
> DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling
> objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry
> cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape. That,
> and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of
> furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
>
> DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their
> feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top
> of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile
> oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite
> chair...must try this on their bed.
>
> DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in
> attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike
> fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a
> good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.
>
> DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good
> reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included
> a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent
> such a liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck
> between my teeth.
>
> DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was
> placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise
> and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer" More
> importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of
> "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
>
> DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and they may be
> snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to
> return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got
> to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he
> reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room,
> his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time...
>
>
>
>
> Med venlig hilsen
> Louise Hansen
> - Tøm kattebakken ved privat svar
>
>
> Postet fra http://www.dk-fritid-dyr-kat.dk
>



Aragorn Elessar (05-08-2003)
Kommentar
Fra : Aragorn Elessar


Dato : 05-08-03 15:00


"Louise Hansen" <lady_of_atlantisKATTE@BAKKEyahoo.com> wrote in message
news:3f2f7e9d893e7@dk-fritid-dyr-kat.dk...
> Jeg fandt lige den her og synes, jeg ville dele - er den ikke sød?

====

Hej Louise.

Den var rigtig herlig - her er en anden ( - og lidt kortere) version:

En hund tænker:

Min ejer går ture med mig, forkæler mig, kæler med mig, elsker mig over alt
på jorden, og passer mig - han er Gud!

En kat tænker:

Min ejer bygger kattegård til mig, forkæler mig, kæler med mig, elsker mig
over alt på jorden, og passer mig - *jeg* er Gud!

Venlig hilsen

Aragorn_DK ,,,^..^,,,

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