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"Louise Hansen" <lady_of_atlantisKATTE@BAKKEyahoo.com> skrev i en meddelelse
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> EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY
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> Day number 180
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> 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
> 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
> 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
> 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
> 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
> 12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
> 1:00 pm -OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
> 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
> 5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
> 5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
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> EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY
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> DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling
> objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry
> cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape. That,
> and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of
> furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
>
> DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their
> feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top
> of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile
> oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite
> chair...must try this on their bed.
>
> DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in
> attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike
> fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a
> good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.
>
> DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good
> reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included
> a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent
> such a liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck
> between my teeth.
>
> DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was
> placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise
> and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer" More
> importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of
> "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
>
> DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and they may be
> snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to
> return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got
> to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he
> reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room,
> his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time...
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> Med venlig hilsen
> Louise Hansen
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