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Med en knap 8 ugers hvalp i huset kan jeg nikke genkendende til denne liste
(beklager, den er på engelsk)



Puppy Vocabulary

Flower bed = toilet
Tulip = delicacy
Rose bush = see tulip
Tree bark = see tulip
Newspaper = not a toilet; see tulip
Cats = self propelled toys
Mom's fingers and clothes = the best chew toys money can buy
Refrigerator = a god that is to be worshipped and sat in front of many, many
times throughout the day, even if no one is in the kitchen
Food in bowl = air, to be inhaled in the same fashion
Blanket for bed = chew toy
Big plant outside the back door = bed
Great big green lawn = not a toilet
Newspaper = something to go potty next too
Dirt clod = see tulip
Compost Pile = smorgasbord
Small children = litter mates (it's even better when they try to run away)
Crying baby = someone to sing a duet with
Safety gates = bad, very bad
Leash = see safety gate
Collar = see safety gate
Puppy Toys = not as fun as baby toys
couch = dog bed
human's favorite chair = see couch
human's lap = see couch
anywhere in particular that you want to be = see couch
toilet = water dish
cat litter box = candy store
birdseed = dog food
people food = see birdseed
baby food = see birdseed
fake plastic Easter grass = same as outdoor grass
outdoor grass = toilet
My new brother's tail = tug toy
My new brother's chest = tug toy
My new brother's lips and ears = tug toy
No! = my shadow's name, every time I hear it, he's there.

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Lars Ehlers, San Francisco
"Screw you guys I'm going home" (Eric Cartman)

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) Efter som at jeg også ejer en Golden kan jeg sagtens genkende alle punkter.

Med venlig hilsen

Erik.

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RYGESTOP UDEN STRESS:
http://home1.stofanet.dk/erikgr/

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"Lars Ehlers" skrev d. 18-03-03 20:14 dette indlæg :
> Med en knap 8 ugers hvalp i huset kan jeg nikke genkendende til denne
liste
> (beklager, den er på engelsk)




Nuttet

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Leveret af:
http://www.kandu.dk/
"Vejen til en hurtig løsning"

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*ROTFLMAOPIMP*

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Venlig hilsen
Pernille Lauridsen

There are easier things in life than finding a good man... like nailing
jello to a tree, for instance.
http://praxis-it.dk/dyr/
http://praxis-it.dk/humor/
http://praxis-it.dk/chezannette/