Well, I'll be Damned - The top ten reasons Eternal Damnation is better
than Windows Software Development, by John Walker, May 3rd, 1996 --
Eternal Damnation / Windows Software Development
Number TEN It never ends. / You think you're almost done, but you never
really finish.
Number NINE You burn forever, but are not consumed. / Each update
introduces newand improved tortures, which slowly consume you.
Number EIGHT Your fate is in the hands of Satan, Prince of Darkness. /
Your fate is in the hands of Gates, Prince of Incompatibility.
Number SEVEN Satan gives you something you want in return for being
damned. / Gates makes you buy Windows 95.
Number SIX It is avoidable; an attractive, widely-marketed alternative
is available. / Resistance is futile. All the alternatives are damned or
doomed.
Number FIVE It is free. / You pay, and pay, and pay just to stay in the
game.
Number FOUR Satan was once an angel. / Gates started by writing a BASIC
interpreter.
Number THREE Hell has no Windows. / Microsoft does.
Number TWO You only pass the Gates of Hell one time. / The Gates of
Microsoft keeps popping up everywhere you look.
AND NUMBER ONE: Satan sincerely believes in the triumph of Evil. / Gates
just does it for the money.
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