Ang:
http://www.kandu.dk/dk/tip/11134
Fra dova "Hvilket køn er en computer??"
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Hvilket køn er en computer ?
Tjae....
Det er jo et faktum, at de skal være tændte før man kan få dem til noget som helst.
De har tonsvis af data, men evner ikke at tænke selvstændigt.
Det hedder sig, at de skal hjælpe dig med problemet, men halvdelen af tiden er de selv problemet.
Så snart man har udvalgt sig en, viser det sig, at man kunne have fået en bedre model, hvis man havde ventet lidt....
Derfor:
En computer må bestemt være hankøn!!!! |
De tanker har mænd også:
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Dear Tech Support:
>
> Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that
> the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
> space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into
> all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications
> such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0,Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing
> 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to
> keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite
> applications.
>
> I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but the uninstall doesn't
> work on Wife 1.0.
>
> PLEASE HELP!
> Thanks, A Troubled User
>
>
> Dear Troubled User:
>
> This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade
> from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that it is just a Utilities and
> Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by
> its creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0
> and return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall or purge the
> program file from the system once installed.
>
> You can not go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
> allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under "Warning - Alimony/Child
> Support."
>
> I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate
> software conflicts. The best course of action is to enter the command
> C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE
command
> before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great
> program, but tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 usually comes
with
> several support programs such as Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2,
> however be VERY CAREFUL how you use these programs.
>
> Improper use will cause the system to launch NAG 9.5. Once this happens,
the
> only way to improve performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
> software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and if the problem is especially
> troublesome, Diamonds 5.0!
>
> WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short
> Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
> irreversible damage to your operating system and possibly hardware.
>
> Best of Luck, Tech Support
> |
Men Dova det er jo et svært emne.
Af fysisk udsenede.
Den styres jo med en mus, og ikke en mis.
Bag på har den flere hunstik, end hanstilk.
Foran har den sprækker, hvor der kan puttes noget i.
Indholdsmæssigt.
Den skal beabejdes for at blive tændt.
Det hårde(hardware) virker ikke uden det bløde(software)
Den er til tider forviret over , hvordan den skal fungere.
Den kan nogen dage være enorm medgørelig, og så pludselig,
uden forståelig grund blive helt blå i skærmen,
og derefter nægte at kommunikere med dig. 'dog sjældent 7 dage i træk'
Ja jeg har flere data. Men tænker ikke lige at bruge dem nu.
Fortsat en god, glad søndag
Mvh. Natmaden